hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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dontwannasaygoodbye:

Don’t blame yourself for other people’s actions.

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lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

Robin Williams was voted “Most Humorous” and “Least likely to succeed” in school.

In Japan, there’s a fan who started waiting in line 7 months early for the iPhone 6.

In some countries, McDonald’s delivers.

The Bible, Steve Jobs’ biography, and the Hunger Games, are the most highlighted…

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: iamclamu, via magicul)

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1, via magicul)